Singles: Flirt Up Your Life Preview

What struck me as really fun about Singles is that it is quite uninhibited and it’s not catering to the popular trends of treating the human body as the most evil and sinister thing since goat costumes and chicken blood. Moreover, the occasional dialogues in the game are quite funny and entertaining to read. My Latin lover; um, I’ll call him Enrique; was kind of obsessive about getting in the sack with his female roommate, but when she actually said ‘yes,’ he admitted he’s a 25-year old virgin. I found that bit quite funny. I am a virgin you know. No one has really touched me on the inside yet... (WHAT?! At least I can talk about it!)

If you are a lonely teenager, or someone who just likes to watch other people do it (people like that like to call themselves "avid bird watchers" [Other people like to call them "perverted immoral perverts" - Lacey]), you’ll want to give Singles a try. The game is supposed to hit the stores in the US some time this year, so hang in there and keep your motion lotions and aromatic oils at the ready. That is if you’re one of those guys or girls that likes to treat their hands with special care before they go all out on themselves. (Keep that up and you’ll go blind - Ed)