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BioWare Calls This A Sex Scene?
[Uros "2Lions" Jojic]
01:26 pm EST @ November 08th, 2007
So, um, this would be the famous alien girl on girl "sex" scene from
Mass Effect, courtesy of IGN. I don't want to sound too crass here, but this
is little too implied for my taste. In fact, so much of this "sex"
scene is implied, one could easily argue it's no sex scene at all.
I think that game developers are too timid. For crying out loud, people, any of you seen Halle Berry's work in Monster Ball? That gal knows sex scenes.
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Zolneirz | [mail] Nov 08 2007, 01:30 am EST |
| So... they tripped in slow motion, or what. | ||
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2Lions | [STAFF] [mail] Nov 08 2007, 01:34 am EST |
| That was my thought exactly. What the fuck was that?! That was the least amount of sexual content in a sex scene ever. In fact, as I said, what fucking sex scene?! | ||
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BodomBeachTerror | [mail] Nov 08 2007, 01:37 am EST |
| What in the fuck? | ||
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Supcic | [mail] Nov 08 2007, 01:45 am EST |
| That is just fucking pathetic. How does someone label this as a sex scene? |
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Sword Fight | [mail] Nov 08 2007, 01:46 am EST |
| By definition a sex scene has to have sex. This scene doesn't have any sex, so it's not a sex scene, but just a scene. IGN probably made a mistake. | ||
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King Speedy | [mail] Nov 08 2007, 01:58 am EST |
| Took me three runs through it, but I got one off. | ||
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pavarotti_reloaded_ | [mail] Nov 08 2007, 02:08 am EST |
| aaahahahhahahahahahahhahha.Lol |
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Vodoo | [mail] Nov 08 2007, 02:17 am EST |
| nice video title you douche bags, "steamy alien/human love"....ive seen more steam on taco night in winter time if you know what i mean. but hey, as the optimist that i am i will consider this as an indication that maybe there's more but it requires unlocking in-game or something like that. |
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Killer Klown | [mail] Nov 08 2007, 02:35 am EST |
| Maybe it's like those weird Star Trek aliens that have sex by touching each other's fingertips or something. | ||
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RC2080 | [mail] Nov 08 2007, 02:36 am EST |
| That.. was disturbing. | ||
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NiteX | [mail] Nov 08 2007, 02:39 am EST |
| I don't get it, what did they do? Did they scissor? | ||
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burnart | [mail] Nov 08 2007, 02:42 am EST |
| rated Adults Only! | ||
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patches | [mail] Nov 08 2007, 03:13 am EST |
| wtf was that. The titanic atleast had some boobies | ||
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McSwifty | [mail] Nov 08 2007, 03:19 am EST |
| re: Patches - yeah I saw the 'Titanic' hand on the window.....lame huh? There must be some pretty weird people out there if thats a sex scene. I think i saw one of their blue kids on the smurfs, or was it star trek? |
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HuKuS | [mail] Nov 08 2007, 04:04 am EST |
| LOLSOME scene. Any idea what they did together when camera wasn't looking? I say we let Nancy Drew investigate (we might get lolsome threesome later on). | ||
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Stick! | [mail] Nov 08 2007, 06:20 am EST |
| Fuck man, there is more raunch in a mormon, wet-snowsuit competition then there was in that fucking scene. What the hell was that?! Aren't these supposed to be sexually frustrated computer nerds making this game? how could they not understand?! I guess Hot Coffee spilled onto more than just Jack Thompson's pants here. |
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Fatty | [mail] Nov 08 2007, 06:23 am EST |
| LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL | ||
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Annihilator | [mail] Nov 08 2007, 06:39 am EST |
| LOL the Halle Berry comment. At least the game will kick ass. |
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Zilor | [mail] Nov 08 2007, 06:50 am EST |
| I just picture the rest of her team standing around watching in awe and excitement as their commander has lesbian sex for the first time. Cause of that which they did alude too, changing location was not one of them. |
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Hero | [mail] Nov 08 2007, 07:51 am EST |
| lol wtf was that | ||
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Yian | [mail] Nov 08 2007, 08:40 am EST |
| Huh? where was the sex? | ||
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Dragen | [mail] Nov 08 2007, 08:41 am EST |
| What the fuck was that?! It certainly wasnt fucking! |
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GLForce | [mail] Nov 08 2007, 08:44 am EST |
| I want my lesbian sex scene now ! | ||
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stooge4444 | [mail] Nov 08 2007, 08:55 am EST |
| It actually made me a little teary.... | ||
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Hitman | [mail] Nov 08 2007, 09:04 am EST |
| My lady did the same thing the night before she dissapeared, she threw her hands into the air just like that.. the only difference is that she was fighting for her life and blue from a lack of oxygen. | ||
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skribb | [mail] Nov 08 2007, 10:32 am EST |
| I suppose they don't want to show the sex, but perhaps they only want to convey the fact that these two individuals did have sex, without flashing big red letters on the HUD "BTW there's been lesbian sex in this game, just now". Maybe they want a little "class" to their game. Though why sex is wrong I'll never understand... | ||
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un om bun | [mail] Nov 08 2007, 10:37 am EST |
| bla-bla-bla............ bald head, blue head.............................................. That was hilarious. Ed Wood could have directed a better sex scene. In fact, I'd rather see Ed Wood in his angora swetter rubbing against a rubber octopus. |
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TheShamelessOne | [mail] Nov 08 2007, 10:55 am EST |
| Not so much what the fuck, more like "Where the fuck?" | ||
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Hurion | [mail] Nov 08 2007, 11:00 am EST |
| Wat | ||
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TommyB | [mail] Nov 08 2007, 11:53 am EST |
| That was just sad... | ||
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Mauvais_Karma_X | [mail] Nov 08 2007, 12:13 pm EST |
| Didn't see anything ! no tit, no butt, no kiss ! they are only making yoga with music (don't remember the exact name of this) ! :p | ||
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Pantsoffski | [mail] Nov 08 2007, 01:02 am EST |
| WTF you all whine about?! That was pure lesbian teen porn hardcore insertions masturb.classy.amateur sex scene. It's all in the details. And if you want something else, like erotic sensual delicate sentimental bullshit go buy a movie with Briana Banks... |
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Templ | [mail] Nov 09 2007, 03:57 am EST |
| Lesbians suck anyway. | ||
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Blitzkrieg | [mail] Nov 09 2007, 07:12 am EST |
| I read comments on other sites, and have to agree with the fact that the dialog leading up to the scene is so f'n vauge, you'd never f'n know you were in the 'sex scene' if we weren't shown it online!!! But ya, the game will rock, so meh. :) |
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Xmortis | [mail] Nov 09 2007, 08:15 am EST |
| So much hype over 'sex'. If it was some big muscled dude shooting up an alien nursery, there would have been zero response. But add some vague inference that two females have intention to 'swap fluids' and the Jesus-nuts start screaming. Well.... NO SPERM WERE KILLED in the making of that scene for sure (except for maybe King Speedy, see above LOL). So nothing was 'wasted'. Thus 'God' would not be irate. I know. Because 'he' (yes God has a penis, which infers there MUST be a female counterpart somewhere) talks to me personally. Why? Because I am better than all non-believers. PRAISE! HALLELUJAH! |
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gekido | [mail] Nov 09 2007, 10:42 am EST |
| wow that was fucking terrible. If the entire game is full of such drawn out boring monologue's, it is going to be fucking terrible. | ||
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skribb | [mail] Nov 09 2007, 11:01 am EST |
| To be honest that whole dialogue was a bit stiff. | ||
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craigww_22 | [mail] Nov 09 2007, 11:32 am EST |
| That made me :( Also, Cheddar better not be right. I'm just praying that was the only indecypherable, boring conversation in the game. | ||
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Amok | [mail] Nov 10 2007, 03:44 am EST |
| Uhm... I don't dislike the dialogue, or monologue if you prefer, but I did find the end part lacking. I understand why they don't have it like in The Witcher, this is a greatly hyped american game, it'd get bombarded with complaints. But frankly, I'd rather they implied the sex with a little talking and walking into a private room. Welll... maybe it's just the 1 centimeter-long blonde hair on that black commander that bugs me. I never liked women with too short hair. |
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film11 | [mail] Nov 12 2007, 10:24 am EST |
| hot. | ||
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KoshTheKoala | [mail] Nov 12 2007, 01:24 am EST |
| There was a longer version of the sex scene released recently... But it was taken down from gamevideos.com. It was MUCH longer, and frankly better, than what was posted by ign. IGN probably censored it, not bioware. It was on: http://kotaku.com/gaming/nsfw/mass-effect-lesbian- |
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