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![]() | 9.0 out of 900 votes |
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| GAME INFO publisher: EA developer: EA Sports genre: Sports MINIMUM REQUIREMENTS PIII 933, 256MB RAM, 2GB HDD, 64MB video card |
ESRB rating: E homepage: www.easports.com/games/fifa06/ release date: Oct 04, 05 (released) |
| » All About FIFA Soccer 06 on ActionTrip | |
Disclaimer: We apologize in advance for not providing a more in-depth and meaningful FIFA 06 review. You see, the thing is we don't know how to do it anymore. To an untrained eye, this article might not even sound like a FIFA 06 review, but we assure you this is the (worst) best we could come up with.
Hi, I'm interested in buying a new computer.
![]() Do not ask what I'm doing. |
![]() Gooooaaaalll!!! |
OK, do you have anything particular in mind in terms of the CPU, video card?
Yes, well, an AMD64 sounds good and I was thinking of getting a 7 series NVIDIA card.
OK, that narrows it down. How about this then?
What about it?
Will this do?
That's a can of glue.
No it isn't. That's your brand new computer.
What?!?! The case is shaped like a can of glue. It sure smells like glue.
No, the casing is not shaped like a can of glue. This would be a Coolermaster Full Tower case.
OK, if that's a PC then you wouldn't mind if I popped the lid.
I don't understand what you mean.
I mean, would it be OK if I opened the can of glue... I mean the PC.
Nope.
Why not?
Then you'd void the warranty.
For a freaking can of glue?!?
Only trained technicians can work on our branded PC equipment.
You just had a fly die next to the can of glue, errr 'computer' and I'm starting to feel dizzy from the fumes.
I assure you, Sir, this is a top-of-the-line brand PC.
Holy shit... your hands look awesome.
I know.
![]() Andy Gray has been around forever. |
![]() Helpless defenders watching in disbelief. |
That does look like a nice PC.
It sure is.
I'll take it. How much for it?
That'll be $3,021.02 with VAT. Monitor is not included.
Holy crap, that's awesome! How about that monitor over there then?
That's a wall oven, Sir.
I love the fucking screensaver on that thing, it's awesome. That stupid, stoned dude staring back at me looks freaking ridiculous.
So you will be taking the wall oven as well?
Yes.
Splendid, Sir. Have a wonderful day!
Man, I can't wait to get home and show this to my friends! They're gonna be sooooo jealous. I have a crush on my cousin. I like to pee on silk underwear. Why am I saying all this out-loud? I have awesome hands!
And the morale of this story is, if you keep a straight face and the customers are gullible enough or under heavy influence, you can sell just about anything.
| WhoGivesARatsAss | [mail] Oct 06 2005, 05:22 am EDT | |
| Man this is awesome. I think I get it. Ha! | ||
| Zimbo | [mail] Oct 06 2005, 05:23 am EDT | |
| the AI has way too much control of your players this time. I don't understand why EA removed the off the ball control fom 06, since it worked pretty well in 05. | ||
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| Corpse Grinder | [mail] Oct 06 2005, 06:06 am EDT | |
| Seriously Americans believe it or not soccer is the worlds most popular sport and this FIFA06 is gonna sell faster than used Paris Hilton panties | ||
| MrBored | [mail] Oct 06 2005, 06:43 am EDT | |
| "Full review". Haha, awesome. | ||
| craigww_22 | [mail] Oct 06 2005, 08:38 am EDT | |
| No doubt IGN will give it at least "8.5"... Oh, also, SOCCER! Yeah! Go team! Wooo! | ||
| lubczyk | [mail] Oct 06 2005, 09:10 am EDT | |
| Seems like the game's kind of a downgrade from 2004. And about "Football" or "Soccer" as we Americans say it, who cares about popularity? Country music is more popular than classical but it doesn't make it better. What you like is just a matter of taste, except for kiddie porn, that's just wrong!!!. | ||
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| skribb | [mail] Oct 06 2005, 01:01 pm EDT | |
| Right on 2lions! | ||
| linnythedinny | [mail] Oct 06 2005, 09:07 pm EDT | |
| game doesn't look any diffrent for every other soccer game i've played in the last 10 years |
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| Amok | [mail] Oct 10 2005, 11:19 am EDT | |
| Meh, add one soccer game to the count... | ||
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