News Tagged: 2lions

This morning I accidentally came across one of 2lions' old (really old) reviews. The game in question is - Dungeon Lords. Here's a nice little quote: In a word, I hate this game. It is horrible crap. Stay away from it, and if you see it in the bargain bin, pour some gasoline over the bin and burn it...

This morning was less boring than usual. 2lions entered my office with a smile and he said I was lovely, fluffy, pink and moist. I tried to make it for the window, but his huge tentacles of immense manly power got me. Luckily, Dex and his enormous nose hairs were close by, so I used one of them as a rope to swing away from 2lions' clutches...

What will the future bring? I haven't got a clue. But I am glad we've dished out 400 comics, which is an impressive number. Respect to 2lions, who started the Comics Section back in 2004 and who came up with almost 300 kick-ass AT webcomics (holy crap, that's 6 years worth of comics...). Also, respect to the artist who worked on all of them.

Mornin' people. Just so you know, the comic's gonna be a bit late today... Had a lot of things to do this weekend and I simply couldn't manage to write a comic as well. But I'm working on it as we speak and our illustrator should have it ready some time this afternoon. In the meantime, let's have a round of applause for one of 2lions' classics, which has been on the World of Warcraft home page for the last three days.

You may or may not believe this, but this 'ere Mornin' post -- which all of you visit for "mysterious" reasons each and every bloody day -- is actually the last bastion of my own personal freedom. The wife and kid don't bother me here and my mother still doesn't understand what I do for a living (even though she knows how fucking Facebook works)...

I've been with ActionTrip for over 10 years now. The first time I arrived to the original ActionTrip office, I saw 2lions and Dex working on their desktop PCs, trying desperately to look important, but to no avail - they were both two passionate gamers, hardcore geeks, real nerdboys in their prime, there was no denying that...

Finally, Frost (that cold, heartless slut) has covered our town with her long, white cloak. We're all freezing, but at the same time we're having a lot of fun feeding Dex massive amounts of snow in intense and lengthy snowball fights. I found myself to be of great use to my team from long distances (a typical Hunter, if you will)...

It's another cold, rainy and foggy day. What can one do on such a day, apart from play games or hang out at the local cafe. Thanks to 2lions, I chose the latter. Yep, it was just a casual drink of coffee. And unlike our late-night drinking sessions -- which usually involve insane orgies, plenty of naked women (and chipmunks) and wall-to-wall vomiting -- this was much more relaxed...

2lions and I were out drinking last night. Not the insane drinking-yourself-to-death-for-no-reason-at-all kind of outing, but more of the casual having-a-sip-of-good-housewine-and-looking-at-tight-skirts kind of venture. Twas okay in a relaxing post-Black Friday sort of way. Now, I'll trying and dig up some news in the traditional ActionTrip sort of way. Cya lads and ladies (make that 'lads and zoe').

Believe it or not, 2lions' Xbox 360 (which RROD'd recently) has been revived to full operational status. So, 2lions is a satisfied man right now, ready to dive into upcoming releases such as Dragon Age, Modern Warfare 2, etc. (yes, he does play something other than WoW - in fact, he's been out of the WoW machine for some time...

We're off and running! Games are coming in like crazy. Can't keep track of it all... and what with 2lions sudden urge to post one whole sentence on ActionTrip, it's too much for one sane person to bear.

How's life? Tricks?

Sorry it took me so long to review Risen, people. It's just that I haven't played a good RPG in such a long time, I decided to play this one all the way and it took me a while because I could only play at the office for a few hours daily. My home rig is useless right now, which makes it very difficult to review PC games - in the sense that it takes more time than usual...

2lions turned 33 on Saturday (Aug. 1st) and I'm glad at least King Speedy managed to remember this. We celebrated the occasion properly, with plenty of food, lots of alcohol and, if you can believe it, more chicks than you can possibly imagine. Seriously we went to this new club and the presence of so many scantily clad women can be too much for one (in this case two) married men to bear. Anyhow, once again, 2lions, happy birthday you old bastard!

2lions is forcing me to go karting! Fuck! I refused at first, but that's one persistent bastard! Oh well, I guess it's better than staying at home and changing the baby's poopy diapers. Also, I detest the word "poopy."