News Tagged: bullshit

The economy is made up. The value of (green) paper is arbitrary. You only need some sort of direct or indirect access to food, water, safety and entertainment to be happy. This is why people drink; it's all four in one package. If you play (which entails purchasing) the games that Valve wants you to...

Sterne Agee analyst Arvind Bhatia said, "...expansion packs for Starcraft and World of Warcraft, a new Diablo game, a new casual MMO, new properties from Bungie, etc. will likely be released in the next 12 to 24 months..." and understand that I'm quotemining, but that's all one can do with Anal Cysts...

Allow me, for a moment, to vent. I hate analysts of the gaming industry, if only because they are masters of the obvious. As someone prone to scientific thinking, I find their research to be specious, suspect and of little value. Mostly they offer speculation and conjecture...

I have an idea! Let's make a console with a controller that is its own console unto itself, and not offer any of the features that a conventional video game console has. We'll make up some gibberish name that is a deliberate misspelling of a pronoun. We'll call it the Ussssss with six S's for a sextuple dose of suck...

This was rumored, but it sounded retarded and so I thought it was likely bullshit. It isn't bullshit. Seriously, the Wii U is this retarded. The Wii U will only contain one controller, controllers won't be sold separately, and if you manage to get two controllers, the Wii U will only interact with one...

Since you've read the headline, let me just say, I welcome our new corporate masters. I'm glad they've taken the often contested global hegemony in a new, exciting direction that should be a lot of fun, because EA and Hasbro are a lot of fun. This take over of the entire planet in a grand Global Monopoly as they're calling it...

The Dead Space movie still doesn't have a complete script, but don't worry, this is being taken care of by cinematic mastermind director D.J. Caruso, who made the films, Disturbia, Eagle Eye, and I Am Number Four among others, those works of genius that everyone lists as their favorite movies...

Peter Molyneux has apologized for the lies he's told in the past during his acceptance speech for an academy fellowship with BAFTA. Here's a few choice parts of his speech: "Sorry, I've slightly over-promised on things on occasion... I could name at least 10 features in games that I've made up to stop journalists going to sleep and I really apologize to the team for that...

My life is now complete. Someone has declared that two hours of playing video games is equivalent to snorting a line of cocaine. Here's the gist of what therapist Steve Pope has said about his shocking revelation that video games are analogous to cocaine: "Spending two hours on a game station is equivalent to taking a line of cocaine in the high it produces in the brain...