News Tagged: drunk

Without getting into the specifics, what this means is that an individual American state, be it your home state or the federal government, cannot restrict the sale of blank (I'd put like a bunch of underscores, but you should know what I mean) games to blank people...

Into a pub I was lured... Later that night, drunk as a sack, I was. Eventually, I promised myself: never again shall this one be distracted by the alluring smell and taste of local alcoholic beverages. Two days later I was lured into a pub... again. Fuck!

Well children, I've decided to give Mr. Payne the benefit of the doubt. Considering all this shit that went on in his life, you'd understand the radical change of appearance. After all, it won't be so bad playing as a bald, fat guy with a beard...

I've barely mustered the strength to write these few words. Hope you'll find it in your hearts to forgive my late update today. 2lions and I (and the rest of the AT crew) were out drinking last night. It wasn't just your ordinary night out...

Good morning. Have we sobered up yet? No. Well, pour another one for me then. Drunken bastards.

Buy the wife something pretty for X-mas will ya. If you're not married, just do the same for who ever has the misfortune of sharing his/her living space with your sorry ass. Remember, do something nice for people and there's bound to be something in it for yourself...