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So, folks, anybody get a chance to check out Immortals? Is it any good at all? Let me know if it's worth a peek. Haven't been to the cinema in a while and I'd really like to see a proper movie, featuring semi-naked oily man fighting each other to the death. Holy, frostbitten asses, did I say "men" just then? I meant women.

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More shouting, more spear-throwing, more "Hooh-rah" testosterone-inducing speeches before battle, more oily semi-naked men in skirts waving their dicks swords around and more blood and cool-looking weapons. Yes, that must mean a new Immortals trailer is online.