News Tagged: life

The transition between seasons, say from winter to spring, is another one of nature's subtle ways of letting you know that you're one step closer to your own demise. Time passes and there's nothing you can do about it. Summer's almost here...

I have this plant in my room. It's green. It gets a sufficient amount of water and sunlight. Sometimes I wish we could be satisfied so simply. Just water and sunshine. But no. That's never enough for us, is it? No. No, we have to be on at least 3 out of the 780 different social network sites...

Gonna need a strong sedative this week. Starting divorce procedure tomorrow. Life is pretty sucky at the moment. On the plus side, getting divorced leaves plenty of free time for gaming :) On another plus side, I can't shake off the overwhelming sea of women, eagerly lining up to learn all about my prodigious sexual desires...

Just a little about me and then I promise to stop talking about me. I listen to a particular song 100 times, over and over again, even when I'm bored by it. I'm the kind of guy who puts down the toilet seat after doing the business (raised with three women in the house, so it became a rule rather quickly)...

Who are the truly wise men/women of our age I wonder? Are there any? Influential people such as powerful politicians and world leaders are hated now more than they ever have been. So, it's not those. Sadly, the educators of our age are script writers...

Life has become too full of daily crap. You come home from work, look after the kid, then work some more from your home, then you go out and see friends, then you waste countless ours on Facebook or Twitter talking about all that shit, then you play games, watch movies, read books and waste some more precious time...

Remember, the gaming industry follows a certain course and there little we can do to change that. Not individually. Corporations feed the retarded masses. That's how I see it. If we somehow unite to achieve a common goal, then I do believe we can ultimately get better video games...

This morning, I'd like to share a few memorable Woody Allen quotes that may prove to be useful guidelines in future: "Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons." "What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet...

Eat, drink, fuck, play video games and be merry. That's about the only advice I can throw you this weekend... or indeed any weekend. It's good advice. Follow it to the letter and I promise you, you'll be more or less content. Well, that greatly depends on your choice of stake, wine, women and modern-day titles...

Life is simple right now, just... 11.11.11 and 11.11.11

YouTube, Google and Facebook... are three things the average human can't live without these days. I can pretty much guarantee that. Even if you're living away from civilization, way up on some God-forsaken rock, chances are you'll need Internet at some point. There's no avoiding it. How can you?

Ah, I'm finally getting sucked back into the pleasures of gaming and geekocity, after what was probably one of the best vacations I've ever been on and let me tell you, man, I needed that. At this point, I'd like to thank all the Gods ever invented by man's weird-ass brain, because, from what I hear, not a lot of people can afford vacations these days...

Great, technically, it's Saturday for another half an hour or so. This still counts as a Saturday update. I'll rummage around and see what news I can find. Hope you're all having a nice weekend and that you're out there devoting your attention to something meaningful: a sexy naked woman...

The glorious days of carefree youth have dwindled away and the God-awful numbness of middle-age tedium is slowly setting in. From some angles, being just over 30 sucks! It shouldn't suck really. Those are supposed to be the best years of your life...

So, ever had a near-death experience?