News Tagged: mondays

The transition between seasons, say from winter to spring, is another one of nature's subtle ways of letting you know that you're one step closer to your own demise. Time passes and there's nothing you can do about it. Summer's almost here...

Nothing against Monday. Monday is not to blame. Thursday is the main problem here and the fact that Wednesday follows after that. Not to mention fucking Tuesday. What a cock-fag of a day. Friday is king. Sunday is a great day to unwind and vomit. And on that bombshell, let's start another working week. Happy cock-Mondays!

Ah, I remember the day when I bought my very first dirty magazine. It took me 3 hours to master the courage and when I finally walked up to the newsstand, I said: "A box of chewing gums and some cigarettes." Didn't care much for chewing gums and I definitely never cared much for cigarettes...

For some inexplicable reason, I feel good about Mondays today.

Nothing beats a sunrise and the knowledge that there's always a new day :) Hm, unless it's Monday...

There are so many reasons why you should be happy about Mondays: 1. I can't think of a first reason. 2. ... 3. Fish. 4. Ballcocks. 5. ... So many, so many reasons. Just can't think of them all at once, ya know.

God, another Monday. What can we say about another Monday, except that, it's really just another Monday. And it normally, this wouldn't be much of a problem, if fucking Tuesday wasn't camping right behind the tree, waiting to stab you in the back, as usual. Oh, now, don't get me started on those annoying, insane chicken-wing-obsessed Wednesdays...

I'm starting to like Mondays more than Saturdays now. What gives? Am I really going crazy? Oh and good morning, people. Hope you all enjoyed your weekend, because you have another looong working week ahead. Well, and, to those of you who are already on vacation, let me just say... #$%#$@$$#%%^$%^!

Good morning, folks. Hope you're all enjoying yourselves on this fine Wednesday. As Wednesdays go, this one is a blast, at least from my perspective. I think people truly misunderstand the real value of Wednesdays. It's not just the middle of the working week, but also an opportunity to look back and realize just how crappy Mondays and Tuesdays actually are...

Morning, guys. It's Monday and it's raining. Things couldn't be better.

It was another fine and beautiful Monday morning. Completely drenched in the usual amount of annoyance and negative energy I received some bad news. Nothing serious though, just a bit of bad luck; something that submerges me deeper into the fascinating delights of Mondayanism...

Today, I've got one of the worst oh-no-it's-fucking-Monday-again feelings creeping down my spine. The coffee did zilch to improve the mood, so there's nothing left but to sulk away for the rest of the day. You are free to join the sulkage if you wish. If you're not experiencing that special Monday sulkable feeling, don't worry, you soon will be.

Ah the wonderful, special feeling of another Monday morning. One can almost compare it to the feeling one gets when waiting forever on the steps of the guillotine.

Happy Completely Random Bored Out of One's Skull Beginning of the Infinitely Stupid Working Week Day! Or as some poor souls like to phrase it: "SET FIRE TO MY LEGS, IT'S MONDAY AGAIN!" Remember, keep up with the scrimping and saving, 'cause you never know when you might need a psychotherapist...

What day is it? I'm having trouble telling the difference between Tuesdays and Wednesdays. Both are boring as fuck and they just go on and on. Mondays suck, but at least I don't have any problems recognizing a Monday when it kicks me softly in the balls once every week and says: "Friday can't help you now, bitch...