News Tagged: pigeons

I'm going to take up pigeon painting. Anyway up for painting some pigeons? Or not. We could shoot them instead? Damn, this one looks evil.

I've spent most of the weekend outdoors. Damn, I nearly forgot what it's like to be out in the open, surrounded by people, kids, dog poo, radioactive urban dirt, gypsies, huge mutated pigeons, insane hobos, filthy wenches, drunk pirates, treasure hunters and... hm, I may have drifted from the point there for a second. It's good to get away from gaming every now and then. Still, enough is enough. Two days a year should do it (wouldn't want to overstep my bounds). Back to virtual heaven.

Don't know about you guys, but I'm still keeping myself entertained with the single-player campaign in King's Bounty. It's one of those rare games that manages to get your gaming juices flowing just by its captivating setting and beautiful environments...

Love, hate, video games, sex, death, sandwiches and swarms and swarms of pigeons. That's about as much you can hope to get out of this life. Seriously, life sucks enough without so many damn pigeons. They do nothing all day but hate each other, play video games, have sex, die on one another and eat sandwiches. What's next? MMO Pigeon Games? The fuckers should be severely dealt with. It ends now. To arms! Who's with me?

I dreamt last night I had arms 14 kilometers long. Much to my utter dismay, it took my hand about 2 hours to travel all the way to my nose so that I could pick it. On the upside, it took next to no effort to pick the nose of some guy across town...