News Tagged: sex

Why is that during masturbation I've always thought of older women? Not grannies, mind you, but rather like great-looking manipulative, large-breasted milk factories and sex-starved cougars... Why is that? Is it Nature's intention to turn us into that type of prevy perv? Sure...

Obsidian Entertainment's spy themed RPG Alpha Protocol will allow players to meet "a lot of love interests" and have sex with them (yeehaaaw!). "It all depends on how you treat them," says senior producer Ryan Rucinski. Don't expect any hardcore action though (perverts!)...

Sometimes I just can't figure out if my head hurts or if I have a toothache or if it's just the damn hangover at its worst. Whatever the case, I hate the world today. I really like it most of the time, like last night, for instance. This morning I feel like someone's gently, yet persistently, poking my eyeball from the inside. Also, I haven't had sex in over six months!

You should definitely take a look at this. It's very educational: The style and presentation were borrowed from Yahtzee's Zero Punctuation reviews (it even says so at the end of the clip). Still, it's very amusing and fun to watch.

We just had to let you know about this fun little selection of video games, some of which were pure and utter disasters. Others are just plain hilarious. So, we're looking at the 10 Worst Celeb Video Games Ever and there are some pretty weird-ass titles in there...

In what has to be one of the most erroneous, malevolent and downright sinister reports on a video game I have ever seen, the pure evil which is Fox News calls the Xbox "SeXbox" in relation to supposed "full digital character nudity" in Mass Effect...

BioWare chose to remain in the background while others defended Mass Effect in the face of recent accusations related to alleged in-game sexual content, spewed out as part of Fox News' hasty and inaccurate report on one of the most popular titles on the market...