News Tagged: sex

Our folks were young once and just as lost and confused as we are today. However, they did not have the Internet, video games, 3D movies or very small Flash drives. The bottom line is that we don't really need all that stuff. I think they may have been a bit happier than us...

I'm in love with my new full HD TV screen. I've decided to make love to it and make lots of little baby full HD screens, so that we can live on and perpetuate the legacy of sexy TVs. But enough about my sex life, let's talk about games. Now that we're nearing the end of the 2011 game year, I'm hoping we'll see an equally satisfying choice of titles during 2012...

Going to pop out for a bite of fresh air. Oops, I meant a breath of fresh air, sorry. Well, actually, considering how much the air is polluted and thick, biting it would probably be easier as opposed to inhaling it. Anyway, I'm very pleased to see that my ongoing Fridge Campaign has met with such a tremendously positive response...

Starting today, ActionTrip will be all about sex, violence, blood and outright gore... in the fridge. Because, believe it or not, there's a lot of sex, violence, blood and gore that goes on daily in our fridges. Every time your tummy rumbles, seeking to be filled...

We haven't reviewed it, and I haven't played the game. I've been waiting since 7th grade, so I can wait a little longer, like until when the price comes down. With I-don't-want-to-bother-calculating-how-much time gone by since the announcement until the release, there is no way that two things wouldn't happen...

Wrapping up the fabulous trilogy. AT COMIC: A Very Touchy Subject - Part 3

A Kinect sex game is in the making, but not the good kind where people upload interactive amateur videos and attempt to score points. Instead you grope women (or put your hand through their tits). No taking the virtual lady's undies off, and no simulating what you'd like to do while you are stimulating yourself while playing this game, no, no...

People love the weirdest things when it comes to sex, but when it comes to sex in video games, God knows what they want then. AT COMIC: A Very Touchy Subject - Part 2

I'm a kind of neurotic you see. Not the worst kind, but a neurotic nonetheless. This had a rather negative influence on my love life when I was a lot younger. Would get so tense on dates and stuff, girls would usually freak out and leave the room or the restaurant or the toilette or the vegetable garden...

Birth, potty training, kindergarten, school, puberty, college, wedlock, job-lock, kid-lock, cock-lock... death. Tuck a few gaming sessions between the pages and a ton of illegal regular sex maneuvers with your spouse (not to mention plenty of visits to the seaside) and you just might have yourself a decent life.

Now, scientists are actually saying that in order to enjoy sex you do not need to experience an orgasm. Not only that, but they also say that two partners don't even need to be attracted to each other or have any chemistry between them whatsoever in order to get the most pleasure out of sexual intercourse...

Okay, how about a little test of guts and honesty. How many of you here are still virgins? I'll be the first to admit; I've started to indulge in pleasures of the flesh a bit later than your average hormone-driven male (though just on time by geek reckoning)...

Mornin' chaps! It's another bright, snowy and most delightful Monday morning (unlike other Monday mornings I experienced). I've had a lot fun in the past few games, which I'll be reviewing this week, so keep an eye out for those. The rest of my weekend activities included ice fishing, intense indoor sex (with myself) and throwing snowballs at the annoying old guy next door (he had it coming trust me).

Love, hate, video games, sex, death, sandwiches and swarms and swarms of pigeons. That's about as much you can hope to get out of this life. Seriously, life sucks enough without so many damn pigeons. They do nothing all day but hate each other, play video games, have sex, die on one another and eat sandwiches. What's next? MMO Pigeon Games? The fuckers should be severely dealt with. It ends now. To arms! Who's with me?

Hey guys. I had the most incredible sex last night. Tried out some truly awesome positions. When I recapped, I was like: "Wow, did we do that?" Sure it was just with my wife, but it counts. Therefore, I feel like a million bucks this morning...