News Tagged: time

It would appear that Time magazine has chosen what they think is the best game in 2010. Well, people, according to them, it's none other than the Xbox 360 exclusive, Alan Wake. "Its unsettled titular character carries adult concerns - a stalled career, a troubled marriage - into a psychological thriller set in a town taken over by a shadowy occult force...

Slowly running out of time... we all are. The world will explode one day and you haven't even started living yet. I mean, have you ever had sex with multiple partners (or chipmunks)? Have you ever driven a motorcycle really, really fast? Have you ever traveled to some remote...

Yeah, that wish you had about being able to control and stop time and then take off some female's clothes without her resisting... It ain't gonna happen. Not in this life time. Wake up and smell the pimples on your teenage face! Look I was never properly satisfied as a teenager, alright...

Everyone at some point in their lives thought to themselves: "why, oh why can't I just rewind time, so I can fix the mistakes I've made and just do things differently?" Well, ever heard of the phrase, "think before you leap...

I am absolutely disgusted at the fact that time didn't want to wait for me for a couple of hours. Aside from the fact that time is relative as such, the very existence of time is highly debatable in my eyes. Not only that, as I have just shown, time can be an incredible prick. Completely self-centered and uncooperative. If time was a guy I'd punch him in the face. Or spit in his soup. I'd spit in time's soup. That said, this post arrives exactly on time. Oh my god camel toe!

This is just one of those days when time doesn't fly. In fact, time does not fly period. There are a number of things that fly: birds, airplanes and shurikens. Time is not one of them. Neither do keyboards, apparently. If you don't count the time it took my previous one to land from the third floor.