News Tagged: tv

From this day forth, I vow to read more books and play less video games, and watch less movies. The problem with reading books is that it takes too much time and people don't have time to devote several hours a day or even one to a good book. No. It's more important to search for imaginative variations of fisting...

I'm in love with my new full HD TV screen. I've decided to make love to it and make lots of little baby full HD screens, so that we can live on and perpetuate the legacy of sexy TVs. But enough about my sex life, let's talk about games. Now that we're nearing the end of the 2011 game year, I'm hoping we'll see an equally satisfying choice of titles during 2012...

You wake up in the morning, you gently stroke your crotch... Why? Because nature makes you do it. You go to the bathroom, take a piss, brush your teeth, wash your face and then it's time for breakfast. Once you're done with that, you best get a move on...

When you switch on your TV screen, the chances are you'll either be watching Top Gear or a reality TV show of some sort. This is a universal rule I believe that now applies to almost all countries across the world (except maybe a few remote parts in Africa where they exclusively watch repeats of Mr. Bean).

The sun is back, the snow is melting and my wallet is getting emptier by the minute (can, blame the wife almost entirely for that one). The thing is, could never afford a really big TV screen or indeed an extremely elaborate PC; the kind that eats Crysis for breakfast and then craps it out before lunch time - hm, I wonder, has man ever devised such a PC?