News Tagged: wife

Holy crap, I got locked in my own house. The wife left for work and she took both keys (daft old mare). Anyway, it took me exactly two whole hours to sort this out and finally unlock myself so I can go to work. Now I only have to figure out if my wife did this on purpose or not...

My brain is melting away and not because it's another scorching summer day outside. No sir. I'm playing this game you see. It's been a while since I've played such a fascinating game, the review of which I intend to post on Monday. Otherwise, for me, it's just your average Saturday, with the nipper howling in the background and the wife practicing her knife-throwing moves on me, which I'm completely okay with because it makes it easier for me to level my 'dodge' ability.

You know what, this may sound sentimental or too poetical, but I never stopped hating my PC; I've always cherished the bastard. In fact, I'm in love with my PC, even though we haven't been seeing eye to eye lately (or eye to screen if you will). Neglecting my PC is something I regret doing...

Hey guys. I had the most incredible sex last night. Tried out some truly awesome positions. When I recapped, I was like: "Wow, did we do that?" Sure it was just with my wife, but it counts. Therefore, I feel like a million bucks this morning...