News Tagged: woody allen

Damn, crap, tits and Bonaparte's balls! I really had my heart set on watching the new Woody Allen movie, but as it turns out, the movie's pure crap. Not that his recent movies were much anyway. Match Point was the last Woody Allen film I can remember enjoying immensely, most of the movies that followed were either so-so, or just unworthy of his reputation. Honestly, maybe I expect too much after this.

This morning, I'd like to share a few memorable Woody Allen quotes that may prove to be useful guidelines in future: "Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons." "What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet...

Boris: The question is have I learned anything about life. Only that human being are divided into mind and body. The mind embraces all the nobler aspirations, like poetry and philosophy, but the body has all the fun. The important thing, I think, is not to be bitter...